Women

 

You're over 50 years old and you've never eaten pussy?

No.

It's too late.

Why?

You can't teach and old dog new tricks.

Sure you can.

No, it's too late for you.

I've always been a slow starter.

Lydia got up and walked into the other room. She came back with a pencil and a piece of paper. "Now, look, I want to show you something." She began to draw on the paper. "Now, this is a cunt, and here is something you probably don't know about - the clit. That's where the feeling is. The clit hides, you see, it comes out now and then, it's pink and very sensitive. Sometimes it will hide from you and you have to find it, you just touch it with the tip of your tongue..."

Charles Bukowski, Women